Hmmm, the only thing that worries me is that given Sony's obsession with DRM, copyright protection, rootkits, etc., any system they implement is going to be "restriction-city". Let me see now...
1. Download movie. 2. Request all no-authorized personnel to leave your living room. 3. Close blinds (to stop outsiders seeing in). 4. Active white noise generator outside the room (to stop anyone outside hearing the movie). 5. Check in using the TV set's retinal scanner. 6. Provide blood sample for DNA analysis for cross-matching against registered downloader. 7. Take phone off the hook (if you get interrupted, tough - you can't pause or rewind. 8. After movie, wait while data files are deleted (using NSA 7-pass overwrite). 9. Remember that you signed a legally binding agreement not to discuss the movie with anyone...
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needlegun @ Sep 4th 2007 8:02AM
Hmmm, the only thing that worries me is that given Sony's obsession with DRM, copyright protection, rootkits, etc., any system they implement is going to be "restriction-city". Let me see now...
1. Download movie.
2. Request all no-authorized personnel to leave your living room.
3. Close blinds (to stop outsiders seeing in).
4. Active white noise generator outside the room (to stop anyone outside hearing the movie).
5. Check in using the TV set's retinal scanner.
6. Provide blood sample for DNA analysis for cross-matching against registered downloader.
7. Take phone off the hook (if you get interrupted, tough - you can't pause or rewind.
8. After movie, wait while data files are deleted (using NSA 7-pass overwrite).
9. Remember that you signed a legally binding agreement not to discuss the movie with anyone...